Call me Lou. And, think that catchy song "Louie Louie," about a guy who longs for the regular things, like a girl somewhere.
That could be the positioning that public relations expert Bob Dilenschneider finds the best fit for Lou Dobbs. As everyone knows by now, Lou, yeah I feel very comfortable referring to him by that common-guy name, seems to be testing out a run for a political office. He's playing a bit coy, not letting us in on what he's eying. But, my what big eyes you got, Lou. He has Dilenschneider representing him so that implies serious stuff.
We have had it with the high-brow ways of Barack Goat Cheese Obama. Evidence of that are the unfavorable ratings, so bad that he might be perceived as a lame duck, not even a year into his term of office. And it was on his watch, as two wars go on, that a nutty media-hungry couple crashed the White House. Bring us Louie Louie, the Moose Lady Sarah Palin, or, hark hark, channel that simple soul Ronald Reagan.
Point of clarification: Incidentally, I thought I had set the record straight: Dilenschneider is not the Fat Guy who's the protagonist in my new novel "The Fat Guy From Greenwich." I did freelancing for his boutique for years, until 1Q '09. But the character in that comedy of manners doesn't represent any one person. Neither do any of the other characters such as Hail Mary Full of Shit and the ex-cons Red and Shorty. Here are the first two chapters Download FGFGchapters1,2.
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