Dying Ted Kennedy, the tabloids have it, has been calling his ex-Joan to make amends. His sin? In his eyes he "made" her an alcoholic through his womanizing. My advice? Do a lot more soul-searching, Ted. Your sins seem lots more global - like depraved indifference and deliberate cruelty - than simple shirt-chasing. In addition, no one "makes" anyone an alcoholic, not even a Kennedy can do that.