Anna Nicole Smith, ultra hustler, is back. It's 3 weeks since her son died suddenly and she's managed to get legally hitched, so STAR reports. The groom is an attorney named Howard K. Stern and the supposed father of Anna Nicole's infant daughter, born a few days before the son died.
All's well that ends well in hustle-ville. My dog Molly Mittens died 3 months ago and I still can't pull my life together. Perhaps Anna Nicole Smith Stern is the 21st-century poster girl for how we should move on.